Welcome to the Riddlescribble blog! Don’t expect to find yourself immersed in every tedious tiny detail from my everyday life because, let’s be honest, that’s just hugely boring and I don’t think you really care about what I ate for breakfast. …

Instead you will find stuff… because stuff is good… Enjoy!

RADIO SCRIPT: THE BIG JOB

RADIO SCRIPT: THE BIG JOB PAGE ONE

AMBIENCE: PUB BACKGROUND WITH GLASSES CLINKING,

PEOPLE CHATTING AND LAUGHING.

1.BIG TOMMY: Well if it isn’t ALEC NEVILLE!

2 . ALEC: You ‘right Tommy. What can I do for you ?

3. BIG TOMMY: Leave it out! You know why we’re here.

4. ALEC: What? I don’t know what you’re talking about Tommy.

5. BIG TOMMY: So you thought you could fool us, eh?

6. ALEC: Tommy what are ya on about?

7. BIG TOMMY: The corn on the cob!

8. ALEC: The what?

9. BIG TOMMY: THE JOB! (SHOUTS)

AMBIENCE: THUDDING NOISE RINGS OUT ACCROSS THE ROOM.

A HUSH FALLS OVER THE BAR.

10. ALEC: The Winston Job? I don’t know a thing....Look, we don't have to have a bull about it now do we?

11. BIG TOMMY: Use your crust, lad. All we want is the money back and then you can scarpa on back to the old trouble and strife.

12.BOBBY THE BUTCH: Yeah, Hand over the bees Alec and everything will be dandy.

RADIO SCRIPT: THE BIG JOB PAGE TWO

13. BIG TOMMY: Yeah, you heard ‘em. Now the guv ain’t happy about this little situation...

(PAUSE)

.....BUT I’ve convinced him to go easy on you, since you used to be one of the lads.

14. ALEC: I DON’T HAVE IT! I know nuffin Tommy, I SWEAR! (NERVOUS)

15.. BIG TOMMY: Come on now, we both know you're talking cobblers boy! Bobby, have a butcher at that...What dya think. How many of those pretty teeth do we have to pull before we get the truth around here!

16.ALEC: Okay, okay. I'll tell ya ... Bernard Clyde... He’s your man.

17.BIG TOMMY: What? That Bertie Woofter! (LAUGHTER)

18. ALEC: Yeah, He’s the one that you really want. Believe me Tommy. I wouldn’t lie to ya now would I?

19. BIG TOMMY: I suppose you know better Alec. Alright sweetheart, get your things- You’re coming with us.

AMBIENCE: CHATTERING AND NOISE RETURNS TO PUB AS THE ENTRANCE DOOR SLAMS SHUT.



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